Funny Pick Up Lines

Gee, you've got all those curves, and me with no brakes!

So sorry to bother you -- someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to.

Hey, you're the chick who ran over my dog!

Hello, I'm with the local police, and I'm investigating a case involving this establishment; I'm going to need your name, your phone number, and your bra, please.

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Hey, baby. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

God was showing off when he made you.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.