WOMEN...WOMEN...WOMEN

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
-- Les Dawson

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
-- Benny Hill

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
-- Mark Klein

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-- W.C. Fields

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
-- Gloria Steinem